It’s a month now and people are still reeling over the results,
some exulting; some in shock. And many shows have bit the dust or soon will by
failing to win the coveted award.
The “shocks”: Imagine people running to see the Best
Musical and finding Fun Home, a mediocre, miniscule, morsel of a
musical, vis a vis the rhapsodic, romantic, rousing American in Paris. (Note:
veteran theater critic John Simon called it “a perfectly boring, mediocre, dishonest
little thing with terrible music”)
Or the darling of the theater world Robert Fairchild, a lead
ballet dancer making his Broadway debut singing and acting in the Gene Kelly
role vs. Michael Cerveris, a traditionally powerful actor/singer now repressed
in a tiny role, with not much to do who was audibly and visibly embarrassed
when he picked up the award for Best Actor in a Musical, actually stating that
the award should have gone to one of the others. Or the powerhouse performance
of Christen Chenoweth in On The Twentieth Century losing to Kelli
O’Hara, 6 time nominee – but is that reason to give it to her – magnificent as
she was in King & I?
Regionals Rule: Granted one third of the Tony
voters are from the touring hoses throughout the country. It is less expensive
to produce the slim production with its minimal sets, small cast and
orchestra than the musicians, sets, stagecraft of Paris but how many
times can you fool the public on the road or tourists who buy their tickets in
advance to come here and see the “Best Musical” to endure the Fun(eral) while
all around them are the biggest happiest shows that typify the art form created
here on Broadway – Happy nights for the tired businessman, or reluctant
husband, or a client who only gets the best. I am reminded of Spring
Awakening a dour piece of masturbation, suicide, sadism, incest, murder
among repressed German highschoolers and the quirky X rated puppet show of Avenue
Q that skipped out of a deal to tour and went directly to Vegas where it
flopped altogether and returned to Off Bway where it started. (Similarly Hand
To God, an innovative raucous puppet driven show that traveled from
Off Broadway and should ultimately return there)
Money Talks: The Tonys are the most commercial of all
the awards organizations Outer Critics Circle and Drama Desk are made up of
theater critics and journalists – impartial and objective, Drama League of
audience members; Tony voters are all in the industry and connected to one
production or another. Road shows are the ambassadors of Broadway and how many
will be inspired to travel to Broadway after Fun Home? Commercialism is
evident in the awarding of Skylight for best Revival of a Play (Over
Elephant Man, the zany, wonderful You Can’t Take It With You)
simply because it is still running and will profit from the award where the
others can’t.
Timing: This brings up the reason for the celebrated race to be the last
to open on Broadway. The clumping of the shows trying to be the last because of
the memory span of voters, On The 20 Century was a cinch for Best
Revival of a Musical along with Chenoweth for Best Actress in a Musical but it opened
in March, a month too early for votes with long term memory problems and was
overshadowed by King & I. And Elephant Man which opened in
December and also was considered a shoo-in for Best Revival of a Play and
Bradley Cooper for Best Actor in a play was but a distant memory in April.
Sometimes you can be too late as with Something Rotten last
to open when all the hype was already predetermined. Its opening number a huge
advertisement for the show but too late for the buzz and Tony voters are
notoriously lazy about seeing all the shows.
Legendary Musical Theater Composers rolling in their graves: In a season
brimming with the greats: Gershwin (American in Paris), Bernstein (On
the Town), Lerner & Lowe (Gigi) Rodgers & Hammerstein (King
& I) what would they think of Jeanine Tesori’s pitiful score with its
simplistic melodies and minimal lyrics, meaningless vowel sounds repeated over
and over? Best Score? Have the voters developed a tin ear? Is this the end of
the line for musicals? Fun Home should have been a play!
Mean to Outsiders: The incestuous Broadway
community has traditionally excluded (to put it politely) those from other
genres. Just remember how disdainful they were when Disney arrived on Broadway –
Lion King one of the consistently biggest money makers. Fish in the
Dark, TV biggie Larry David’s foray into the forbidden territory was soundly
‘buked and scorned (What is that sitcom doing here?) and Movie mogul Harvey Weinstein,
deservedly or not, was similarly snubbed by the critics with Finding
Neverland yet both are selling out while other struggle.
And……..I had to laugh to see a fashionista Anna Winotour in the audience
who made news trying to dress the stars most of whom (Helen Mirren excluded)
cannot put an outfit together offstage without the aid of a costume designer.
(ever see them on talk shows? Appalling)
And legendary Tommy Tune getting short shrift for his well earned Lifetime
Achievement award while a misplaced Josh Groban took up valuable time?
I could go on – but heck, it’s a new season already!