by
Edward Rubin
BenDelaCreme photos by
Ed Rubin
The
wonderfully intimate, 80-seat, Laurie Beecham Theatre, situated across from
Theatre Row, and a few blocks west of Broadway is one of my favorite theatrical
venues. Located on the lower level at the West Bank Café, itself one of my
favorite Pre and Post Theatre Drink and Dinner Haunts—their drinks are divine and
the menu’s addictive black linguini with shrimp, tomato, and sweet garlic, served
at the both restaurant and theater, is to die for.
The
talent on view which includes, among others, Joan Rivers, she delivers some
forty stand-up shows during the year, is always unique, and more often than
not, eye-popping. Even the theatre’s over-the-top, party-going audience, all worshippers
at the altar of whatever is on stage, bolstered by drink no doubt, is several exciting
cuts above your average boring theatergoer—the reason being this venue,
mercifully so, is mostly kid and tourist free.
Confession:
After reading that the Seattle based performer and Ru Paul alumnus BenDeLaCreme
was making his solo debut in Terminally Delightful at the Beecham
Theatre, I just had to book myself in for a performance. The tail that wagged
the dog was Spin Cycle’s press release which mentioned that BenDeLaCreme was
one of the hottest stars on RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 6, a cable TV show that I
always wanted to see but never did. Now was my chance to get a whiff of what
Drag Race was all about.
Furthering
my interest was the fact that all three of LaCreme’s scheduled performances sold
out in a heartbeat, and Kitty La Rue and Lou Henry Hoover, both amazing
performers in their own right, were to be part of the show. To accommodate BenDeLaCreme’s
groupies, a few midnight shows – another good sign that a lot of fun was to be
had – were added. These too quickly sold out.
With
much fanfare, whistles, hollers, shouts from the audience, and a rousing
musical introduction, the larger than life, black-haired and fully made up LaCreme,
wearing a glistening blue sequined gown with a sash that read Miss Congeniality,
took to the stage.
The
sash could have also read Miss Personality Plus, as the next 90 minutes,
without missing a beat, the extremely talkative and nubile LaCreme, with
unflagging energy and a voice which at times seemed to be paying homage to
Carol Channing, had the audience eating out of his/her hands.
LaCreme’s
first song, Terminally Delightful, clued us in as to what to expect—good
clean, down-home fun, stripped of your usual, in-your-face, drag queen chutzpa,
bitchiness, and filthy jokes.
What’s
in a name, a question that I asked after seeing BenDeLaCreme’s name in print,
was still on my mind when early on in the show, LaCreme, breaking into song (or
was it a riff?) explained the meaning of her moniker.
“It’s
a play on the term Crème de la Crème which is French for Cream of the Cream
which just sounds like a dirty mess,” she laughed.
“I
consider BenDeLaCreme to be the very best of Ben which is the name of the
gentleman that I share a body with. DeLa is how I refer to the lady part of me.
If you say Ben you’re talking to that guy. If you say DeLa you are talking to
me.”
Though
much of the show is standard fare – a bit of song, dance, and patter, with a piñata
of contorted faces and head tilts – several numbers were simply wonderful.
In
Ask DeLa – a Q & A session – a sassy LaCreme interacted with eight of her alleged
diehard fans via a large video screen. Each of the people and their questions
which LaCreme treated seriously, were zanier than the next. What made this skit
so shockingly wonderful is that each character, old, young, man and woman, all
of who I first thought were hired actors – later on Kitten LaRue clued me in – was
in actuality a totally unrecognizable LaCreme. It turns out – who knew - that both
Ben and LaCreme are fine actors.
In
another inventive routine, LaCreme, wrapped, from head to toe in a plain black sack,
and moving faster than the speed of light, morphs into a series of comic characters,
each sporting a different mood, by simply rearranging various stick-on eyes,
noses, and mouths, onto her cloth-covered face.
Kitten LaRue and Lou Henry Hoover
At
another point in the show, we get a jubilant dream dance sequence, complete
with flying ribbons and hand-held masks, featuring the face of Ben as a young
boy. Here LaCreme is joined by the show’s two choreographers, Kitten LaRue and
Lou Henry Hoover who are married in real life. The punch line of this humorous
routine, reminiscent of Imogene Coca’s, Lucille Ball’s and Carol Burnett’s
hysterical yesteryear balletic escapades – we are talking a formidable history
here – is LaCreme at her daffiest. Lost in her own world, and totally out of
step with the others, she teeters blindly around the stage.
When
I got home, wanting to know more about this wonderful trio, I immediately went online
to check out LaCreme’s, Kitten’s, and Lou’s websites. I followed up by logging onto
YouTube where I found a great many exciting video postings for all three. I got
to watch all of BenDeLaCreme’s fabulous, in-your-face appearances on Ru Paul’s
Drag Race, as well as two videos, one featuring Kitten and Lou dancing, the
other, a wildly unique video taken at their wedding.
What
I found both strange and inexplicable – and I am still pondering this – is that
the videos, with better costumes and scenarios, were a lot more entertaining
than the show itself. Flabbergasted, I asked myself why such obvious genius
failed to make it to the stage. Was it the First Time Out in New York Jitters?
Did somebody get lazy? Was the venue misjudged, or did the lack of other Ru
Paul drag race challengers put a damper on LaCreme’s “I need to win” fighting
mode?
This
said, I fully expect that the next time around – the word is out that LaCreme will
be returning to the Laurie Beechman theatre by popular demand this coming
August – that adjustments will be made, a bit more fiery ammunition will be
brought to the fore, and both Ben (I would like to see more of him) and
LaCreme, and Kitten and Lou, if they are invited along for the ride, will blow
us all out of the water.
Concept/Book/Original Lyrics: BenDeCreme
Dream Ballet Choreography: Kitten N’Lou
Original composition and Terminally Delightful theme song lyrics:
Major Scales
Costume Design: Danial Helman
Lighting
Design: Mike Faba
Sound
Design: Kevin Heard
Video
Special Effects: Ben Laurance
Laurie
Beechman Theatre
407
West 42nd Street
New
York,
New York 10036
To
purchase tickets: 212-352-3101 or www.spincyclenyc.com