
The
Ensemble (Photo: Carol Rosegg)
This Is
Not A Drill
By Julia
Polinsky
This Is
Not A Drill, now at
the York Theatre, offers a pleasant enough way to pass a couple of hours in the
theater. If there are no surprises, then also there's something to be said
about smooth sailing and just enjoying the show.
The story of This
Is Not A Drill follows 3 tourist couples on vacation in Hawai'i in 2018:
one single woman whose husband bailed at the last minute; and the staff of the
resort, managed by the appalling Madeline (Marianne Tatum), as culturally
insensitive as they come.
The
delightful Tony (Matthew Curiano) and workaholic Chris (Chris Doubet),a gay
couple who have just been rejected as adoptive parents of a foster child they
loved, get a terrific song, "Cincinnati Boys,". Derek and Sophie (Gary Edwards,
Aurelia Williams) sing one of the best songs in the score, "Start All Over," about
their marital woes. Derek wears all kinds of heart-monitor hardware and they're
borderline estranged over his homophobic reaction to his son's coming out. Please
note the emphasis on something wrong with the heart.

Gary
Edwards, Aurelia Williams (Photo: Carol Rosegg)
Then we meet
Leilani (Cáitlín Burke) and Kaleo (Kelvin Moon Loh), who work at the resort, and
have their own issues with Ikaika (Sam Poon), their rebellious son, who wants
to play his own music rather than the fake-Island crap forced on them by hotel
management. (He has a point; lyrics to "Land of Aloha" include such moments as
"Ring of fire as a crown/Azure waters dancing 'round/Archipelago profound,"
etc. and don't miss the line in another staff song that sings of getting ". Sunburned
in your crack.")
Finally,
we get the full impact of our singleton, Jessica, (Felicia Finley), a woman in
mid-life, and a character clearly based on the author of the show, Holly
Doubet. (Doubet was in Hawai'i in 2018 for the incident that moves the story.) Jessica's
husband, the rotter, is cheating on her and refuses to come on this magical
Hawai'ian vacation at the last minute, so she goes alone, questioning her life
choices and seeking meaning in the South Pacific.

Jessica
Finley and the Ensemble (Photo: Carol Rosegg)
About that
important incident: at one point, an anonymous government employee (Lukas Poost,
in an over-the-top performance) who monitors the skies for problems gets an
alert that there's an incoming missile. He dithers, briefly, but pushes The
Button, and all the cell phones on stage get that fateful alert: This Is Not A
Drill. A missile really is inbound, targeted basically right on top of them.
Predictably,
people panic. They get lost and they wander around, get separated, manage to
find an air raid shelter, where they discover what's really important: family,
love, and self-fulfilment. Turns out it really was a drill, and therein lies
the problem. We, the audience, know this. It robs the show of any plot tension,
so we're left admiring the score, performances, direction (Gabriel Barre),
scenic design (Edward Pierce) and lovely tropical-colored lighting design from
Alan C. Edwards.
The songs (music
and lyrics by Holly Doubet, Kathy Babylon, John Vester) are mostly tuneful
enough but not memorable. Jessica gets the 11 o'clock number, "Waving Goodbye."
Or maybe Tony and Chris get it, right after hers: "Somebody Somewhere." The
rousing finale is a lovely warm fuzzy last song, and the ensemble and the truly
superb band (music director David John Madore) do a great job of making a happy
ending sound and feel good.
This Is
Not A Drill
Theatre at
St. Jeans
150 E. 76th
St
Through
October 11
Tickets: https://ci.ovationtix.com/34375/production/1245637?utm_source=theatermania&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=tmlisting&utm_provider=Other